Greatest Gag Gift

GGG means the greatest gag gift ever. It’s when your girlfriend makes you mad and use a condom and you said you don’t want to you can’t feel her and she makes you use one anyway. You used this. A dry condom salted on the outside. Made to rub her skin dry to open her wound ass or pussy and salt will make it sting or burn and you make sure to tell her we not stopping until I orgasm too. It takes so long to cum with a condom and make sure she agrees to it on camera first.

The greatest gag gift bring couples closer together and make woman stop being evil to their significant other good godly men.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 5, 2022

The Gift That Keeps on Giving

My dick

*after the 3rd succ*
Ophelia: "Oh my, you're still very hard Johnny!"
Johnny: "You know what they say, it's the gift that keeps on giving!"

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 7, 2022

giftsult

Getting a gift for someone that is actually an insult

Joel: Thank you so much for the Pizza Hut gift card Cody!

Cody: I knew you'd love it!

Ross: He's calling you fat Joel!

Chris: Nice giftsult Cody!

Cody: Fine I'll take it back then!

Joel: The fuck you will!

by JKJoel December 24, 2013

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

gift hat

that faget ass hat john always wears

me:WTF is on your head
gayass gift: its my hat

by hare dogg October 3, 2003

gifsite

A website styled with many animated gifs or other moving pictures and annoyances. Generally these pictures have no relation to the content of the page.

"I finally found a midi version of that song on some random gifsite."

by Nick Fischer December 29, 2007

Gift Shifting

The act (often by a husband) of shifting the timing of a previously planned gift to coincide with another event or holiday in order to either a)avoid being totally giftless or b) avoid double gifting

Jon gave his wife a bike on Mother's Day thereby Gift Shifting from his planned summer purchase.

by Hafester May 13, 2009