happy gargoyle

The sexual act of furiously or aggressively preforming anal sex either using a penis or some other phallic object so deeply that the persons body and face tense up and convulse in a bout of agony and pleasure resembling a gargoyles stony posture.

Frank: So how did last night go with carol?

Ted: Well we started to bang and I thought I fuck her up the ass. I think I did it a bit to rough though.

Frank: Why do you say that?

Ted: Cause midway though she started to look like a happy gargoyle

by Matthias The ''nat'' lover January 6, 2016

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firery gargoyle

The act of climbing on top of a tall building or mountain, removing ones pants crouching down and furiously masturbating using Mentholatum Deep Heat Rub Cream as lubricant. Causing a fiery ,liberating act of public masturbation.

Hey did you hear Nick had a Firery Gargoyle on top of city hall the other day?

What a mad cunt!

by Crusty radtastic February 5, 2018

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The gogo

The "clap" or the "drip". Also known as gonorrhea. Gonorrhea is a sexually transmitted infection, like chlamydia. It can occur in both females and males, so please use protection!

"Oh man, you heard what happened to Jake and his girl?"

"Yea, I heard Jake's ex-girlfriend gave him the gogo, and now they both have it."

by crown.royale May 8, 2019

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