Goon Squad

Someone who squeezes their childs butt, threatens with a knife then hits with a wet wash rag

Margaret Petersen is a Goon Squad

by Pootersen January 31, 2009

goon

A very funny looking person or a person who acts funny.

Isn't Barto such a goon?

by danman12323 January 13, 2008

gooned up

To be damaged by carelessness or ineptitude, boogered,

Look at that car with the gooned-up paint job.

When they mounted my tires, they really gooned up the rims.

I really gooned up my bicycle when I rolled off a cliff.

by Skeezix May 9, 2006

CoD Goon

CoD Goon Kod goon
Noun
1. A person who plays Call of Duty and will not let anyone else use their account in fear of their kill/death ratio getting screwed up.
2. Someone who spends at least 10 hours a day playing Call of Duty.

"Birdman, the CoD Goon, wouldnt let me use his xbox live account because he was worried his kill/death ratio would go down".

"I told bird he should come to our hookers and drugs party but he would rather stay home and play Cod.. what a CoD Goon."

by Tipperian Terror April 9, 2014

night goon

Something worn to bed, like a night dress or dressing gown. This is a slang Glaswegian word

Is my night goon dry? I want to wear it to bed

by T dog June 16, 2016

goon booth

A destination set-up specifically to attract less-desirable members of a particular crowd, where they can be distracted and naturally discouraged from mingling with the rest of society; like a kiddy-pool for morons

"Hey, glad you made it to the con! You didn't bring Jerry with you, did you?"
"Yeah, but he saw the furry group right as he came in, so he's distracted, don't worry about him."
"I knew he'd find the goon booth!"

by K0k04 July 28, 2018

goons-in-a-pod

Emily, Teresa, Charlotte, an expression similar to "peas in a pod", but used for best friends who go to boarding school and live in a dorm together :)

"Those girls are like three goons-in-a-pod" "Shes my best friend. We're like two goons-in-a-pod"

by goons inc. February 29, 2008