Sloppy Gobbler

When a rock climber's hand slips from a sloper (sloping handhold) causing a fall.

I nearly got that route but the sloppy gobbler got me on the krux.
I was just gobbled off by that sloper.

by Boulderman December 9, 2014

Glizzy gobbler hammy

A glizzy gobbler hammy is when you eat the the ear cheese from behind your ears to see in the dark

Wow! My glizzy gobbler hammy made me see all the bugs in my room night.

by M@thaB*|+( November 22, 2020

Swastika Gobbler

(noun) A person (usually a man) who flirts with far right and proto-fascist political viewpoints in an indecent manner, reminiscent of someone performing fellatio.

From "cock gobbler".

Can also be used to refer to a far-right and fascist adjacent homophobic man that is in fact, secretly homosexual and engaging in performative political extremism as a manifestation of internalised homophobia and self loathing.

My younger brother has been spending too much time on crazy 8chan forums. I'm scared he might become a Swastika Gobbler.

"Hey, did you hear about that far right politician caught at that massive gay orgy?"

"Must be a Swastika Gobbler"

by ihateillionoisnazis February 1, 2021

glizzy gobbler

a man named casey doing the nasty with the presidents

“damn casey really is such a glizzy gobbler”

by fueiciqhdiw September 18, 2020

Potato Gobbler

Potato Gobbler refers to a sexual act in which on participant defecates in the other participants mouth and they bite, chew and frankly gobbles down that turd

Honey, can I be a Potato Gobbler tonight

No honey, It comes out as brown slush these days

by PoopyHeadMan December 7, 2020

Gobbler touchdown

When a gobbler does a running jump like football to intercept a dick going into someone's mouth and take it deep into his gagless throat hole

That man whore sure knows how to score a gobbler touchdown

by Twist his dick November 21, 2023

Izzy bizzy glizzy gobbler

Sexiest bitch ever

Who’s that feral ginger?
Oh, that’s Izzy bizzy glizzy gobbler

by Hahshzhzhd December 31, 2023