ghetto laptop

A desktop computer and monitor that can be accessible by a couch or chair that sits in front of a TV and can be used just like a laptop computer.

Right now, sitting on the couch, just facebooking on my ghetto laptop and watching sportscenter.

by king cortez the third August 19, 2010

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Ghetto-Schooner

any car that is riding on wheels so big that it looks like it has wagon wheels and has greater than normal ride hight.

That camaro with the 32"s is a Ghetto-Schooner

by Calvin McClusky July 29, 2008

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ghetto toast

bread (often toasted) with butter and sugar

Ever had ghetto toast before?

That shit Bomb.

by mamalucky123 June 20, 2018

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Ghetto Guzzle

The act of drinking a 40oz beer in 5 seconds or less to avoid incarceration for public consumption of alcohol. Usually involves law enforcement presence.

Me and my homey's were hangin' at the 7-11, getting our smoke and drink on, when up pulled the fuzz.. we had to Ghetto Guzzle our 40's and book it out of there!

by Carsan07 February 10, 2010

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ghetto dank

1) so ghetto that its dank.
2) a lot more awesome than dank.
3) a production company.

1) Yo, dawg! You be living in the projects? Thats ghetto dank!

2) G: That new car is pimpin'!
Dawg: Yeeee, G! Its ghetto dank.

3) White Kid: Dude, did you check out the new vid by ghetto dank?
G: WTF???

by mrboochieman March 15, 2008

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