fuzzy pretzel

v. the act of eating out a female who has contracted a sexually transmitted disease
Hey, did you hear Jake gave that stripper a fuzzy pretzel and now he has herpes on his mouth?!
by Walsh 120 May 25, 2011
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fuzzy gummy bear

Somebody who is seemingly cute and sweet like a gummy bear, but has a feature about them that makes nobody want them. Like a gummy bear dropped on the dirty carpet.
Yeah she's a hottie but her personality makes her a fuzzy gummy bear.
by hxrbcufnd June 15, 2022
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Fuzzy Grin

An adjective used to describe the awkward, slightly embarrassed and seemingly innocent look a slampiece gives when a bro's pubic hair is torn out during oral intercourse and becomes lodged in their braces.

Also known as a tooth beard or steel wool.
Watch out for that braceface bro, she's just waiting to give you a fuzzy grin.
by Charleston Drew January 07, 2011
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fuzzy carrot

A man's penis that has not been shaved in a long period of time.
Hey Mike your girlfriend said you have a fuzzy carrot.
by Lilnigy October 27, 2020
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Fuzzy kike

She was a fuzzy kike!
by Drizzyvan3 June 03, 2022
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Fuzzy Pal

an awesome little buddy for your awesome little offspring. something they attach too and not let go of
Got my mini me a Fuzzy Pal, now cant get that thing away long enough to wash the dang thing!
by funkeymama July 24, 2012
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fuzzy legwarmers

These are legwarmers made out of faux fur that are worn over shoes. Often worn by ravers
The girls at the rave were wearing fuzzy legwarmers
by cyberblank December 26, 2014
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