A statement that is said in the event of utter disbelief, or in shock, awe, etc.
Dave: "Alex, did you know that we're all going to die in three seconds?"
Alex: "Fuck me hard up the arse with a stick!"
by AlexBumpkin November 13, 2007
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Phrase used to express the highest amount of disbelief, suprise or awe. Even more suprised than the speechless stage. See also fuck me sideways
Guy #1: I just chopped my nuts off with a hatchet!!

Guy#2: Fuck me sideways and call me a donkey!

Guy#1: Donkey!!!!!!!!!!!
by hezza08 October 20, 2008
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something you say when you are very surprised by what just happened or you dont know what to say. It is also something you could say to make a bunch of people laugh in
Guy 1: *silence*

Guy 2: fuck me in the ass and call me johnny

Guy 1: *HAHA* bro what the fuck was that *Cough Cough* you have me dying over here

Guy 2: *Laughing* i dont fucking know dude no one was talking so i just said something

Guy 1: ok then
by SmallCreamDaddy November 27, 2021
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These bracelets have been around for years, from when I was a kid.. I have an 8 year old friend now who loves them to death.. She wants a whole lot up her arm.. I only wear purple and black, because they are my fav colours.
I know Black means Fucking, but Purple.. I have no idea.. No one is going to break mine, and if they do, they can go buy me more!!
by Flutts January 04, 2004
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fuck me up and call me daddy

Its when a vagina is having a lickwith a sausage and the sausage says ohhh lick me bitch oooh fuck me honeyyyyyyy i am your daddy now
by Oh dadddddddddyyyyyyy January 15, 2018
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Fuck me up fam

A commonly drunk cocktail persisting of 1 shot of amertto 1 shot of jäger 1 shot of vodka 1 shot of rum 1 shot of port poured over the back of a shot glass filled with energy drink
Oi Luke make us a fuck me up fam
by Admart May 26, 2018
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