i know karate, i know kung fu, you mess with me, i mess with you!

I think I'm cool and I totally pwn you so don't mess with me!

One might say "i know karate, i know kung fu, you mess with me, i mess with you!" To ward off unwanted attention from bullies. Mostly unsessful.
Also, a phrase used often by geeks trying to sound cool.

by tidiris tulzwick March 01, 2007

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Fu yan

When someone is not interested in the conversation and just want to move to the next topic

Jane: hey i just got a pair of new boots for 50% discount!
John: oh yeah? What are we gonna eat for dinner?
Jane: don’t you fu yan me

by Mr. Chou December 10, 2019

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Basically Fu**ed

When one put there arm round another in a foreign country ,they would have 'basically Fu**ed'

When mason went on holiday he met a girl ,they basically Fu**ed

by Symsym.com November 19, 2019

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Dane Fu

Similar to how Kung Fu is a fight until one wins, but instead it’s just getting fucked violently until you cum

For Nurses Week I’m passing on the free cookie and instead taking the regular fun to Dane Fu

by TheDick-tator May 01, 2024

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fu mannchez

A desperate attempt at a moustache. Generally the half hearted attempt resembles a top lip that has recently been on the receiving end of a dirty sanchez.

Somebody should let that guy know he’s rocking a fu mannchez. His girlfriend must be so embarrassed.

by dillyheathen October 16, 2020

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