I think I'm cool and I totally pwn you so don't mess with me!
One might say "i know karate, i know kung fu, you mess with me, i mess with you!" To ward off unwanted attention from bullies. Mostly unsessful.
Also, a phrase used often by geeks trying to sound cool.
by tidiris tulzwick March 01, 2007
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Chi Fu

Stands for Chicken Fucker. One who fucks chickens.
Pete: Yo momma is so fat, when she sat down in high school class, she sat beside EVERYBODY!

Spence: Chi Fu
by Splancer April 08, 2006
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tounge fu

The Art of being very skilled at performing cunnilingus,when one considers performing oral sex on a woman to be more not but a mere sexual favor but an actual art form.one who is expertly skilled at eating pussyis a practitioner of tounge fu.
"Girl!,did you hook up with Rob last night? You mean Cadillac Dick,the tounge Fu master? He's got a Black belt in eating pussy!"
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fu mannchez

A desperate attempt at a moustache. Generally the half hearted attempt resembles a top lip that has recently been on the receiving end of a dirty sanchez.
Somebody should let that guy know he’s rocking a fu mannchez. His girlfriend must be so embarrassed.
by dillyheathen October 16, 2020
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Kung-Fu Fire Palm

When you pour lighter fluid on your hand, set it on fire and give somebody a reacharound.
He would stop acting up so i had to put him in his place. I gave him a Kung-Fu Fire Palm and he cried like a bitch.
by Drahky96 October 17, 2023
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douche-fu

Like kung-fu only douchier.
"Allie was practicing black belt douche-fu tonight at my party.
by JASCAF July 26, 2011
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Fan fu

Fan is a person that is very smart. He likes to give copies of anything if you give him money. He likes girls not boys.
No one:
Fan: Anyone want copies for $2 says Fan fu
by Wikipediaforyou April 10, 2019
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