by Bored_Disk_Jockey September 06, 2020
Alec: That rob is pretty sneaky. Almost ninja like!
Lou: Well yeah...he does have a neck foot that he can crawl around on.
Hot Chick: Yeah and he is super sexy!! Do you think he would ever pork me?!
Alec: Probly not...his heart belongs to no one. But i agree, he is super sexy.
Scott: Big bad sexy robbie!!
Robbie: Yeah buddy!!!
Alyssa: I'm ok!
Tanner: I feel like chocolate cake..
Robbie: Really? You FEEL like chocolate cake...thats weird.
Lou: My hands smell like vaginas...or pickles.
Jill: Louie, can i poop on your car?
Lou: Jill! You dont have to ask!!
Robbie: Im done. See ya. Outta here.
Lou: Well yeah...he does have a neck foot that he can crawl around on.
Hot Chick: Yeah and he is super sexy!! Do you think he would ever pork me?!
Alec: Probly not...his heart belongs to no one. But i agree, he is super sexy.
Scott: Big bad sexy robbie!!
Robbie: Yeah buddy!!!
Alyssa: I'm ok!
Tanner: I feel like chocolate cake..
Robbie: Really? You FEEL like chocolate cake...thats weird.
Lou: My hands smell like vaginas...or pickles.
Jill: Louie, can i poop on your car?
Lou: Jill! You dont have to ask!!
Robbie: Im done. See ya. Outta here.
by Rammer Schlanker December 01, 2009
by K-Muscle November 27, 2009
A temporary condition where one's foot (feet) falls asleep while sitting - usually on the toilet while defecating.
by firebrand13 December 11, 2012
When a girl's foot has been jammed inside of high heal shoes for so many years that her foot is deformed to the point of looking like a triangular slice of pizza.
Twelve years in heels working at Innotech has given me the worst pizza foot. I'm looking into cosmetic surgery.
by Contingency September 01, 2010
NO, a baby foot, is when one of your feet is comparable to that of a fetus' foot, but your other foot is normal.
Three steps on diagnosing a case of baby foot:
1. When you are trying to play soccer, and someone passes you the ball, but you can't do anything with it, cuz you sir, have a BABY FOOT!
2. When you are waiting in line to get on the rides at an amusement park, and the ride operator tells you, "Sir, I'm going to have to tell you to leave the park, because you cannot ride this ride with your BABY FOOT!"
3. In an attempt to disguise your baby foot, you rent a midget (yes, you can infact, rent a midget), and both of you wear a tuxedo that is joined at the leg, and you put a normal-sized shoe under your pantleg, making it look like your baby foot belongs to the midget. But, if you try this, I am afraid to tell you that you indeed, have a BABY FOOT!
1. When you are trying to play soccer, and someone passes you the ball, but you can't do anything with it, cuz you sir, have a BABY FOOT!
2. When you are waiting in line to get on the rides at an amusement park, and the ride operator tells you, "Sir, I'm going to have to tell you to leave the park, because you cannot ride this ride with your BABY FOOT!"
3. In an attempt to disguise your baby foot, you rent a midget (yes, you can infact, rent a midget), and both of you wear a tuxedo that is joined at the leg, and you put a normal-sized shoe under your pantleg, making it look like your baby foot belongs to the midget. But, if you try this, I am afraid to tell you that you indeed, have a BABY FOOT!
by Dmac Spatchcock August 03, 2010
When you take your socks off in the morning after sleeping in them, and all the hair on your feet is stuck to your foot, causing an annoying itch.
by Nelson Steamer July 09, 2006