1 definition by Dmac Spatchcock
NO, a baby foot, is when one of your feet is comparable to that of a fetus' foot, but your other foot is normal.
Three steps on diagnosing a case of baby foot:
1. When you are trying to play soccer, and someone passes you the ball, but you can't do anything with it, cuz you sir, have a BABY FOOT!
2. When you are waiting in line to get on the rides at an amusement park, and the ride operator tells you, "Sir, I'm going to have to tell you to leave the park, because you cannot ride this ride with your BABY FOOT!"
3. In an attempt to disguise your baby foot, you rent a midget (yes, you can infact, rent a midget), and both of you wear a tuxedo that is joined at the leg, and you put a normal-sized shoe under your pantleg, making it look like your baby foot belongs to the midget. But, if you try this, I am afraid to tell you that you indeed, have a BABY FOOT!
1. When you are trying to play soccer, and someone passes you the ball, but you can't do anything with it, cuz you sir, have a BABY FOOT!
2. When you are waiting in line to get on the rides at an amusement park, and the ride operator tells you, "Sir, I'm going to have to tell you to leave the park, because you cannot ride this ride with your BABY FOOT!"
3. In an attempt to disguise your baby foot, you rent a midget (yes, you can infact, rent a midget), and both of you wear a tuxedo that is joined at the leg, and you put a normal-sized shoe under your pantleg, making it look like your baby foot belongs to the midget. But, if you try this, I am afraid to tell you that you indeed, have a BABY FOOT!
by Dmac Spatchcock August 3, 2010