I am Fast As Fuck Boi

Means the speed is too fast and can't be calculated by asian calculator and also Big Shaq

I am Fast As Fuck Boi , that's why I make a girl pregnant and she and her family can't find me .

by SaturoTeachEnglish September 30, 2018

shuper fast

The accelerated speed at which one hurriedly walks to the bathroom, in order to prevent a shitastrophe

Dude001: You see that chick shaddle past?
Dude002: Yeah, shuper fast. she must be in a shurry to shit.

by Dr4T7 February 16, 2006

pulled a fast one

When someone changes the rules of the game at any given time, resulting in 100 percent personal gain.

Bitch bought stolen merchandise from me and then pulled a fast one and decided she wasn't going to pay me.

by Judy Bartell May 26, 2016

cleveland fast forward

When one does a Cleveland Rewind and forgets about it. Then at a future date goes to wipe and gets his own poop covered paper.

I wish I hadn't been drinking when I tried that Cleveland Rewind cuz I just got the Cleveland Fast Forward.

by Maaatt123 February 13, 2008

Im fast as f*ck boi

A funny video on Youtube and viral sound on Tik-Tok

Friend: You wanna know how fast I am
You: How fast
Friend: *runs*
Friend: IM FAST AS F*CK BOIIII

by Eriana (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ September 5, 2020

the fast and the furious

A lazy ass movie with nothing but stupid buzzing chunks of crap street racing, and idiots who spend 100 grand on shit that has absolutely NOTHING to deal with their car's performance.

1. Did you see those SHITTY MOTION BLURS IN THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS!!!

2. My beat up, 15 second 89' Mustang LX just pulled away from some piece of shit that looked like something you'd see in the Fast and the Furious.

3. The Fast and the Furious SUCKS!!!!

by Anti-Homeboy December 6, 2003

Girl-fast

When a guy abstains from all female company and communication for an extended period of time (usually 30 days).

Sergiu: Hey Joe? you still chatting to Erika?
Joe: Naw man, I've had my fill. I'm on a girl-fast.

by Jimmy Struthers January 10, 2012