fanny vegetarian

female who has been single for a while and prefers (organic) vegetables to shop bought toys to tide her over

In the last couple of weeks, I have wrapped muself around a courgette (don't like the texture much) and a couple opf organic carrots (much better) and a cucumber but hell they are wayyyy too bulky! But seriously, it's time for a piece of meat, I don't want to stay a fanny vegetarian for ever!

by JuxTheFirst October 10, 2008

Fanny Pack

A pouch or other device, used to hold items, usually worn around the waist. Most often worn in the 90s, but still worn by dykes.

Guy 1: Hey, see those two girls over there? One has a fanny pack. She is a total dyke.
Guy 2: Oh yeah! That's Kristina! She is a total dyke...

by Curbstomposama April 3, 2015

Bar Fanny

When a girl has been in a bar too long and her vagina starts to gush with sweat and smell like stale beer

"I think I've been in this bar too long, my vagina is so sweaty. I must have a case of Bar Fanny! What if a guy wants to go down on me!?"

"Dear lord, that girl last night must have had serious Bar Fanny, it absolutely stunk and tasted like the end of an old pint!"

by AMBBCN16 September 15, 2016

gong fanny

A vagina that happens to make an extraordinarily loud sound when the pelvis' of both partners collide

she woke the neighborhood with her gong fanny

by ChildrenOfTheBoner January 15, 2016

Fanny Dodger

Someone who dodges fannies.

A virgin cunt but without the cunt.

Rydo- Oh hey, my main man Dan! What's the deal with that little dude over there?
Dan- Och nothing mate, he's just a wee Fanny Dodger.

Rydo- Uh bruh what the flip is a Fanny Dodger?
Dan- Fuck up

by Professional Dodger October 10, 2018

Scotch fanny

1. A vagina or vagina owner who is angry but optimistic; a fanny half-full.

2. The peaty smell of a vagina the morning after a night of drinking whiskey.

Scrap was not surprised to wake up to a scotch fanny.

by Chotello January 12, 2019

Granny Fanny

Panty lines resulting from wearing fullsize panties beneath tight workout clothing such as yoga pants or spandex shorts

Checkout the Granny Fanny on that chick in the yoga class

by vitesse04 June 27, 2018