A guy who only texts or calls a girl & talks about sex, asks for pictures, asks for sexual favors, talks dirty, & is can't hold down any other type of conversation because his brain is stuck in sex mode 24/7
by 0808NAX July 2, 2018
Get the Fuckboymug. by MusicWiz5678 May 4, 2016
Get the Fuckboymug. A guy who thinks he can wrestle, program, and get with chicks at camp. when really he is just jewish, non kosher fuck boy
by not matt levy January 14, 2015
Get the Fuckboymug. A fuckboy who isn't good looking or personable enough to merit the large bodycount he inevitable shares with everyone he meets.
by wastedisposal November 2, 2019
Get the underqualified fuckboymug. A 40+ year old man who still acts like a young fuckboy. The old fuckboy has an ex-wife (or two) who he refers to as a "pyscho." This may be true. What is also true is that the ex-wife of the old fuckboy is just a woman who spent years dealing with relentless narcissism, emotional manipulation and cheating, and now believes that the old fuckboy is evil and must be exterminated. The old fuck boy, having had decades of practice, is adept at gaslighting. Emotionally, he is a 7 year old. He is incapable of having adult conversations about relationships, yet insists he's the best, most affectionate boyfriend. The old fuckboy having spent his 20s and 30s being a born-again asshole, and despite having gone to college, probably has a bullshit job, the income of which goes to child support. He will therefore constantly ask you for money. The old fuckboy can sniff out when you have had enough of his bullshit and will act like a decent human being for 60 seconds in order to stay in your good graces. Worst of all, not only can the old fuckboy make you come like gangbusters Every Single Time, he is aware of the relationship between sex and oxytocin, and makes sure he fucks you regularly enough so the feelings of love/trust felt during sex don't dissipate, also known as dickmatizing or dickmatization.
Do not make the mistake of thinking you can remain in control and use the old fuckboy for sex. He's a wily old fart and will find a way to turn the tables so that he's using you.
Do not make the mistake of thinking you can remain in control and use the old fuckboy for sex. He's a wily old fart and will find a way to turn the tables so that he's using you.
Conversation at a College Reunion
Keisha: OMG, look who just walked in the door! How does my hair look?
Renee: Nah girl, he a old fuckboy and can dickmatize you and ruin your credit before the Superbowl half-time show is over.
Keisha: OMG, look who just walked in the door! How does my hair look?
Renee: Nah girl, he a old fuckboy and can dickmatize you and ruin your credit before the Superbowl half-time show is over.
by Artichoke Hearts321 October 31, 2018
Get the Old Fuckboymug. by Tingle Likes Rupees February 13, 2017
Get the Fuckboy Haircutmug. Time of day that fuckboys sweet talk girls into sending nudes. Typically, this lasts between 10pm and 3am.
by oliveb May 7, 2016
Get the fuckboy hourmug.