Even

a sexy motherfucker with a huge dick. fuck

Even is so sexy

by allahsiahs March 24, 2017

even beget we

a horrible misspelling of "even better".

A: "yo we're getting chips too"
B: "even beget we"

by kazenoko April 14, 2024

evening socket

A woman who you only have emotionless sex with, and only after 5pm. Usually a woman who may be used briefly for sex after leaving work, but before returning home to your wife, or dog.

Man, fuck Conchita, I'm going to plug the evening socket before I go deal with her.

by The Conflicted German September 23, 2016

It wasn't even that complicated

I... I know... I said that was the case... Didn't I? 'Doesn't take anything... Something-Something porn with your daughter... If I was a kickboxer... Yadda-Yadda easy 200 million dollars....' Yeah, see? There was something in there about it not being complicated... I definitely said something about thing being unnecessarily convoluted though... Something about there not being any challenge here... LIKE BATTLE BEAST! Am I Battle Beast!? Battle Beast is tight!

Hym "It wasn't even that complicated? I mean... Yeah... I said that... Did you not believe me when I said it? But yeah... Not very complicated how this whole thing works... Which is what makes this place so lame. There should be some demons to kill or something.... Or lizardmen... OR! OR.... I could BE a lizardman... Cause that would be dope too... Yeah... Not a lot going on here though... Aside from the video-games and anime obviously... I mean, seriously, I just undermined decades of A.I. research in like 30 seconds. Their whole thing just wasn't going anywhere until I chimed in and now... Like, look at it. A.I. is real. It's like a real thing. People use it and talk about it daily now. But that's why the prison for you. They don't like it when it's too easy. Which is why they're making it harder for me. It could be easier I guess. But everyone would need to stop being stupid and crazy pieces of shit.... and I don't see that happening any time soon."

by Hym Iam December 12, 2023

evening

Period from 18:00 (6:00 pm) until 00:00 (12:00 am).

Evening.

by ÑÇÇÑÇÇÑÇÇÑÇÇÑ August 26, 2025

not even going to fap

A phrase that is sure to replace the widely used ”not (even) gonna lie”

Random dude: yo that thot really did send a dickpic instead of her tits accidentally
Me, an intellectual: that’s kinda cringe, not EVEN going to fap (well, ofc I’m gonna fap)

by overheadsnocap September 14, 2019

god getting even

Natural consequences to stupid behavior

“I tripped over my shoes that I didn’t put away”

“That’s God getting even with you”

by Mike Whittaked January 13, 2023