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Ethan

A common name usually given to white males with dark brown hair, Massive testicles, a beautifully smooth, and thick cock. As a teen He will usually be found in your Girlfriends, or teenage daughters bedroom, and sometimes he will wrestle your girlfriend or daughter on the kitchen table naked...yes the one that you paid for and serve the food you worked hard to buy to feed your family. In other words he is a better version of you. He’s the alpha your the toddler
Girl 1: have you met the new kid Ethan???
Girl 2: omg yes I have. I also met his Big Thick Cock.
Girl 1: that’s why I asked, you weren’t the first or only one sis
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Ethan

Usually gets taken for a mug but is the most kindest selfless person you'll ever meet
Paula : Shall we have a cup of tea in the new Ethan?
Christine : the one from pound land? Yeah sure
by eggyegg October 12, 2017
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Ethan

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Ethan is a human being name, like all of us. However he lacks a trait known as being a socialist. He’s terrible at messaging girls and can’t do five pushups due to the lack of vitamin D. Or Fortnite I guess. Overall, don’t message him as he’s rarely known to message you back, or even talk to you. He’s also very busy for some reason.
1st friend: Oh come on! It’s been 2 weeks and you haven’t responded?!

2nd friend: Who are you talking to?

1st friend: My IPad. It has Ethan’s contacts but no response yet.

2nd friend: I hear you bro. He’s a introvert from the world. Probably playing Fortnite right now.

- Little did they know, he was busy. As usual -
by AsainicAudric December 24, 2018
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ETHAN

he is the most gay boy in all of existence and is fun to bully and is the realdudecool
yeet he is the gay like ethan
by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) mi gusta February 25, 2019
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Ethan

Look it’s Ethan the stupid nigger
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Ethan

Big dick bag. Brags about how big his penis is but in actually it’s pretty small, average at best. Thinks he’s so cool but is usually full of shit. Also a very large poser, not a fun person to be around.
Gary: Hey dude, you see that fuck face Ethan over there.

Jonathan: Yea, sadly. I can barely stand to look at his disgusting face.

Gary: Same.
by garywinthorpe2 October 16, 2019
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Ethan

A huge wuss who says he is tough but wusses out when the time comes for him to do something.
Hey Ethan wanna do this cool thing tomorrow?Ethan- "Yeah"/ (Next day) Ethan-waaaaa I don't wanna i'm scared
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