Makes memes on Paint, has mild retardation, and can't stop talking about his lactose intolerance/shitting everywhere.
Enjoys coffee and milk (sadly). He probably knows more about cars then you.
Enjoys coffee and milk (sadly). He probably knows more about cars then you.
by Emaster304 November 6, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. An EXTREMELY self-conceited person. Would rather talk about themself than listen to someone's last words. The farthest thing from humble, appreciative, and respectful. Thinks every girl wants his dick. Likes to use the phrase: you don't know me. Dad bod is a requirement.
by Phatho May 20, 2017
Get the Ethanmug. Ethans are fuckboys who drink monsters and smoke weed. they’re usually gay as hell and get a s/o like every week. believe me, i’m an ethan.
by _a_person_xd_ November 27, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan is a very strong, handsome , athletic young man. Ethan is also the funniest person you’ll ever meet, he will always put a smile on your whenever he wants. Ethan always looks out for those who are close to him. He is the guy any girl would wish for, his smile will melt your heart, his hugs will make you feel safe and his kisses will make you forget about everything. Ethan is a very talented football and basketball player, he is very dominant on the field and on the court, and whenever he gets the ball something special is going to happen. Ethan isn’t the smartest person but he knows his stuff. When it comes to school Ethan isn’t the most popular kid but he is well known around the school community. When Ethan says he loves you he really means it and when he really likes a girl he will do anything and everything to make you his. When you have him, you’d should be smart enough not to let him go because you will never find anyone to match his vibe. Ethan can be an ass at times but once you get to know him you’ll find out that that’s just his personality. Ethan has a very unique style, he isn’t the swaggiest guy in the game but he knows how to dress for any occasion. Once you meet him you’ll want to know him forever.
by BBBfrmda6 July 20, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. 
A sweet, skinny blonde boy with the most gorgeous gray eyes. He acts like an idiot around his friends but when it’s just you and him, he has the biggest heart. When you hold his hand, you never want to let go. When he hugs you, you want it to never end. When he kisses you, the only things that matter in the world at that moment are you and him. If you find an Ethan, just know that if you are the right girl for him, he will love you with all of his heart.
Me: “Ethan, I love you so much.”
Ethan: “I love you so much more than you will ever know. I’m glad I found you.”
Ethan: “I love you so much more than you will ever know. I’m glad I found you.”
by e+a4ever_y’all February 11, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan
by choke_on_my_dong June 9, 2020
Get the Ethanmug.