Fast Eddie

A sexual act whereby the male mounts a female, dogie style, and inserts middle and ring fingers of each hand into her mouth and pulls back as though one were pulling up on the reigns of a horse. The primary goal of this maneuver is to keep a talkative, annoying female from ruining the sexual experience.

That girl is kind of cute, but just runs on with the mouth and talks too much. I'd have to "Fast Eddie" her.

by FastEddie73 February 22, 2011

king eddie

A cannabis cigarette usually rolled with two extra large rolling skins so it's lengthy and girthy. Usually smoked under special circumstances.

John:"Its 4/20 tomorrow guys, are we smoking a celebratory King Eddie?"
Liam: "Of course, are you partaking Ben?"
Ben: "i will go to the shop for papers"

by Johnboy1995 May 28, 2018

Classic Eddie

When someone is slow to get the joke, late to the punchline, slow on the uptake etc

"Aw, you just got the joke she cracked three minutes ago, what a classic Eddie"
"Looks like the penny just dropped! Classic Eddie"

by leenabean April 10, 2020

Aunt Eddie

When a girl sits on the floor with her mouth open and a man stands over her pooping in her mouth while saying "The Shitters Full"

Yea John gave me a nice aunt eddie last Night

by The Big E 69 November 20, 2020

drunk Eddie

An alcoholic of the lowest kind

Did you see that guy crash that 3 year old birthday to get free drinks? Yeah he's definitely a Drunk Eddie!

by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj October 21, 2023

Pulling an Eddie

When the father of your child doesn't acknowledge the baby,when knowing they are the father,and doesn't want to pay child support. (i.e Eddie Murphy with Mel B's baby)

"Hey girl have you heard from Russel?"

"Hell naw, you know he be pulling an Eddie!"

by Deshe December 28, 2007

Doing An Eddie

A Person capable of setting any thing on fire if left alone for long enough

Person 1: Hay wheres eddie

Person 2: he might be back at the camp

Person 1: Quick we gonna get back 2 the camp before he starts Doing An Eddie and sets the tent on fire

Person 2: But they are fire proof

Person1: trust me he will find a way

by NuTTeR17 October 16, 2008