A cunty ass giraffe lookin bitch with a horrible sense of humor and disturbingly large eyebrows and a fucked up nose.
by orgy4ever December 13, 2018
Get the Dylanmug. Someone who is destined to be lonely till the day they die. Anyone he dates will have their heart broken. Dylan hides all emotions and you can't trust his smile because its always a fake smile just to make him look happy but in the end he just cant wait till his life is over. Nevee rrust his kind words because he says them to gain your trust then he will abuse this trust to get what he wants with you then he will ditch you with a broken heart.
In short Dylan's are assholes amd are worthless.
In short Dylan's are assholes amd are worthless.
by Dilloinnnn December 18, 2019
Get the Dylanmug. 
Rootin tootin ready for a school shootin. Dylan is characterized as a male stripper that wears top of the line cowboy boots and a tight thong that makes his testicles look like swollen grapes, he also has tits that can hypnotize any women
by Joshisthehoss December 3, 2018
Get the Dylanmug. A short, selfish, leprechaun like individual who hops from one girlfriend to another, and will also cackle at anything remotely close to a joke.
Woah, watch out, here comes Dylan
Is he already with some other girl now?
Yeah, that other girl tried to freak him so he noped outta there
Is he already with some other girl now?
Yeah, that other girl tried to freak him so he noped outta there
by golden fire29 August 26, 2019
Get the Dylanmug. by as20_3 March 17, 2020
Get the dylanmug. 