Stuffing the Duck

The act of stuffing toilet paper or tissue paper in ur bunghole when u hav wet farts or the shits.

Bro I'm totally stuffing the duck right now.

by BholeItaliano July 3, 2011

Poon Duck

The tool used by a Gynecologist to spread open the womans vagina for inspection. Also used for trash talking someone.

Your such a f*cking poon duck. Dude you are being a total poon duck. You're not just a tool, you're a poon duck.

by Shubakkhurau August 17, 2010

mexican duck

Stupid crazy mofo that makes coffee at 12:47 a.m.

You're a Mexican duck man

by sweaty hooves March 6, 2015

buttery duck

When someone wipes the pirspiration from their own or anothers geutchal area and wipes it on another person

I will give your brother a buttery duck.

by franky calhoun January 20, 2009

sober as a duck

how the cool kids say they haven't had any alcohol

friend: how drunk are you?

me: what do you mean? i'm sober as a duck

by millzzzzz March 27, 2022

Duck Killers

Duck Killers is a common nickname for the Texas Holdem starting hand of 7 2.

Next time I get Duck Killers I’m going all in

by Spyro_0 February 20, 2022

duck dinner

military slang for a dishonorable dishcharge

"Steven got a duck dinner for murdering a fellow soldier"

by ThatInvisbleGirl May 6, 2017