The Long Drive

A game made by some maniacs with the premise of driving a rusty car through the middle of nowhere till your car breaks down and you die

Person 1: Hey have you played The Long Drive?
Person 2: What the fuck is The Long Drive?
Person 1: What the fuck is The Long Drive?

by Conscript.mdl November 13, 2021

God's Drunkest Driver

When someone, especially a drunk driver, takes it within themselves to do God's duty of cleaning up the sinners of this world.
Through murder ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

me (god's drunkest driver) looking for sinners crossing the road without looking both ways

by size 16 timbs November 6, 2022

asian driver no survivor

The phrase used when an asian gook slope is seen on the road.

lifelong: Oh shit, there's an asian on the road! I think it might be bobbyjoedoodle.
MonthlyLs: K I'm about to head out. You know what they say. Asian driver no survivor.

by polrs September 24, 2019

italian pile driver

1. When you have hard fast intercourse with a girl, and as a result, her cum soaks the sheets of the bed.

shamus: why is my wifes bed so wet?

Italo: I gave your wife an italian pile driver, she was relly hungry for cock!

shamus: what can i say I'm Irish! At least I have a long tongue!

by Shamus Mac May 12, 2007

drive by ass grab

the most common form is when a guy walks by a girl, grabs her ass, and keeps walking.

for all you guys reading this DO NOT ever do this. you will never get laid, and girls will write you off as a horny asshole.

girl A: OMG! that fucking asshole just preformed a drive by ass grab on me!

girl B: what a dick! he probably plays video games in his grandma's basement all day

by skytheshadowninja November 30, 2010

Drive by shooting

When a man shoots his load on an unsuspecting bystander and then nonchalantly moves on.

Mark: what's that stuff on this guys' back?

Nick: I think he's the victim of a drive by shooting.

by Noronha March 6, 2016

flash drive

The act of inserting two fingers into the butt-hole of an unsuspecting individual. This is not a sexual act. It is done to a person with clothes on and is meant purely as a hilarious - and somewhat disgusting - practical joke.

Jeff: Hey...you see Dana over there? You should go flash drive her!
Jordan: Gross. She's my sister-in-law.
Jeff: C'mon. It'll be funny.
Jordan: Oh...okay.

by Jefferson Gay-vis April 25, 2013