driving me to drink

Another way of saying driving me crazy but with the implication that something is bothering you so much that you're reaching for the bottle because of it.

Tends to imply that you're at wits end and will freak out if said action continues for much longer.

My job is all right but my managers bad habits are driving me to drink.

I can't get this manuscript done because my roomate won't leave me alone for five minutes. I know the guy means well but he's driving me to drink.

by A guest September 6, 2005

designated drunk driver

person who, in the case that everyone (including them) in the group is wasted to the point that they can't drive, has to drive everybody home, even though they're also wasted. Usually can drive really well when drunk. From "The Hangover"

Phil: Come on, just to Barstow! Everyone's passing us!
Doug: No, I promised I would be the only one driving. And besides, you're drinking.
Phil: Oh what are you now, a cop? You know I drive great when I'm drunk!
Stu: That's very true. If you'll remember, Phil was our designated drunk driver in college.

by J Filthy Money June 16, 2010

Drivers ED

A lame class that gives teachers the excuse for killing highschoolers GPA's.

Mom: Oh how was drivers ED?
Son: Stupid just like all of their teachers.

by Bryan double C May 22, 2008

Driving me nuts

(v.) To be getting annoyed by a trivial or small matter.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his fly. The bartender asks why it is there, to which the pirate replies "Yar, I do not know myself, but it's been driving me nuts"

by Gumba Gumba May 14, 2004

Jersey Driver

Any person who cant drive for shit like the rest of the people from New Jersey

Get the fuck off the road you goddamn Jersey Driver

by Chuckj892 July 2, 2006

Driving the Bus

When having sex doggystyle, the male inserts a thumb in the anus and turns his hand to resemble making a turn while driving a bus.

while doing doogy she says "Ohh yea drive me home", so you lick your thumb, inert in butthole and turn to stimulate. You re then "driving the bus"

by Jrock c January 13, 2009

driving while black

Driving While Black (DWB) is the name given to the non-existent "crime" of being a black driver, and is generally a racial profiling employed by many police forces. It is a parody of the real crime driving while intoxicated.

It refers to the idea that a motorist can be pulled over by a police officer simply because he or she is black and then charged with a trivial or perhaps non-existent offense.

"The only reason the police pulled him over was because he was driving while black."

by aurilla August 16, 2006