Diet

The word that is used in substitution of gym. Used when lying to yourself or others about weight loss.

Bro 1: I should lose weight for summer maaaan.
Bro 2: Yeah, join the gym with me!
Bro 1: Nah, my schedule is pretty busy. I think I'll just diet.

by wiinotfit October 12, 2011

dietzenbach

an absolute whore the worst person on the earth imaginable, the most lazy and idiotic person ever, she is a total cunt. also known as dicksenbitch or dietzendick or dietzenbitch.

my gf is a total dietzenbachv

by stewie gryffin eats babies April 29, 2019

Lohan Diet.

Basically consists of forgoing meals for Vodka and exercise bolemia. Success is determined by how often someone asks when was the last time you ate.

Chris: Screw south beach I'm trying the Lohan Diet.
Mike: Which is?
Chris:Vodka and a lot of cardio.

by M Greenie May 20, 2008

Wallet dieting

Trying to get rid of your spare change that make your trousers seem like they've got a dozen pounds of lead inside them by purchasing stupid things with coins

Guy 1: Dude, you got a belt? All this change in my wallet is making my pants look like Lil Wayne's at the VMAs!
Guy 2: Bro, go wallet dieting.

by Oli, yo! February 8, 2009

White diet

Using cocaine or methamphetamine's in a manner that allows for extreme weight-loss

She looks like skin and bones, you know she's on that white diet, right?

by D. Dubya July 12, 2015

Diet Dating

To date without the calories. To date without strong commitment or significant amounts of drama. Usually in response to a significant other wanting to define the relationship.

"Emery, I love you, I really do! But I don't know if I am ready for a girlfriend. Besides, dating sounds so serious, why don't we just start diet dating?"

by Czsar May 20, 2008

Dieter

A Dieter the nickname for someone who is short, strong and French; they are not fussy about their food like most French people, yet in the heart of battle their French fighting techniques shine; surrender and run, begging for mercy. Often a Dieter will take part in a strange or exotic sport, Cycling or barefoot waterskiing for example, while they enjoy their sport they often sustain injuries from it, within cycling communities a Dieter is someone that always gets hit by cars and always crashes heroically.

He’s a hot Dieter, i just love his accent

by Harry cannon June 6, 2020