Douche and a half 

Someone who exceeds the limits of being a normal douche, a douchebag, or even a douche canoe. 1 douche and a half = 50 douche canoes. Inspired by the M35 2-1/2 ton military cargo truck ("deuce and a half").

person 1: What's with the parade of douche and a halfs?
person 2: They want to make America great again.
person 1: Great for Putin?
person 2: Yeah, pretty much...and for late-night TV hosts.

Douche and a half by Sticknit2ya February 10, 2017

Douche Bagger Vance 

Douche Bagger Vance is a derogatory term referring to a golfer who is always talking a big game and/or representing himself as better then he actually is. Derived from the Will Smith golfing movie Bagger Vance.

Matt: Steve told me he shot a 68 yesterday
Tom: I was there, he shot a 94
Matt: Wow, that guy is a real Douche Bagger Vance

Douche Bagger Vance by Joker25 January 5, 2008

Douche Cock

n. 1). A person who best exemplifies the qualities of a douche bag and a cock - cock waste.
n. 2). A fucking moron, asshole.

"Why did you click submit on my online college application you fucking douche cock," Apollo explained.

Douche Cock by Jrex February 26, 2005

Douche Wizard 

An individual, of average or lower intelligence, who attempts portray themselves as insightful and/or smart.

After taking a philosophy class that kid became a real douche wizard.

Douche Wizard by Dusty Slankz September 10, 2009

Douche Baguette 

The female version of a douche bag! They usually travel in packs and are known to be attracted to their counter part, the douche bag. They tend to hang out at the same venues on a weekly basis. They are known to take several pictures while at the same venue, so they can post them on Facebook and talk about how great it was this week! They like to brag and love attention no matter good or bad, they will take it.

The female cast of the Jersey Shore.. People of an ethnic community, that attend the same venue's on a weekly basis. If somebody considers you a female douche bag then you're a DOUCHE BAGUETTE!

Douche Baguette by HUSAT January 10, 2011

Douche Cunt 

(doosh-kunt)
n. vulgar slang (tee-hee)

1. A stream of water or a device used to introduce a stream of water into the body for sanitary reasons -and- the human female genitalia combined

2. Someone who genuinely is; or can be categorized as; a douche cunt

pl. douchecunts

Girl: "I think we should see other people..."

Boy: "You are a douche cunt!"

Douche Cunt by Jake-a-Jew February 1, 2006

douche knocker 

Male version of skanky whore.

I caught that douche knocker Chris screwing around with the dirty hootchy-mama office slut!

douche knocker by candy cane and no-more-nomah March 3, 2005