Ditch Pickle

When you're driving down the highway and you gotta go so bad you pull over and push out a ditch pickle.

Damn, that gas station hot dog gave me so much gas I had to pull over and pitch a ditch pickle

by Donkey Sausage March 1, 2023

Sitch Ditch

1. The haps or the term for what's happening in your life at the moment
2. When telling your friend the latest news about you, you'd be telling them the "sitch ditch"

"Eleanor we gotta talk."
"Oh yeah? What's up?"
"Well, here's the sitch ditch..."

by MaMa Williams December 18, 2022

The great ditch

Run away from, abandon, someone/a situation/a group of people, usually not a good thing. Usually without one's knowledge. Sometimes the ditch promises 9 month earlier that he will be at the rendez-vous (Christmas stream), but he ditches.

#dich#abandon#run away from#flee#get away from

"He ditched us on Christmas eve, the great ditch continues then"
"During the great ditch, Greek stole the panties of a famous woman..."

by encabloza January 18, 2020

ditch sow

The mother of a Ditch Pig. Very much like a cougar only dirty with saggy breasts . Will hop from gender to gender. Known to have multiple generation children, sometimes spanning 20 years.

That Ditch Sow should really put on a bra, her tits are past her bellybutton.

by B Silent September 22, 2018

Ditch Coat

A cheap coat (forever 21, h&m, Burlington coat factory kind of coat) that a girl wears on a date that she is unsure about.
If the date sucks, the girl may leave said coat and pretend to go to the restroom while she's actually escaping the boring date.

To use the ditch coat:
Step 1: buy cheap coat
Step 2: go on date
Step 3: "go the bathroom" but leave your coat
Step 4: ditch the fool

Girl: I'll be right back, can you watch my coat?
Guy: sure!
(1 hour later)
Waitress: I need you to close out your tab
Guy: nah my girls coming back, she left her coat.
Waitress: she left an hour ago. That's a ditch coat.

by Dumpsterdoug March 6, 2016

Ditch pig

Jamie R is ditch pig with no class or respect.

Ditch pig, Selfish and disrespectful

by SAWFTy July 27, 2019

ditch banking

To drive out to the middle of nowhere to have intercourse. Usually by a dirt road or ditch bank.

Hey Becky, I think it’s time we step this relationship up a notch and go ditch banking

by ASAP AP February 27, 2019