Ultimate Douchebag

The term refers to a guy who has more than one of the objects listed:

A. Tribal Tattoo
B. Earrings
C. Ed Hardy Shirt
D. Spiked Hair
E. All of the above

An ultimate douchebag can also be a guy who uses his girlfriend for either:

A. Their car
B. Their money
C. Sex
D. All of the above

Alana: See that guy with the tribal tattoo and Ed Hardy shirt?
Kayla: Yeah, he is definitely an ultimate douchebag.

by kkmay93 September 15, 2009

Huge Douchebag

Anybody who wear baseball caps and has really shitty facial hair. Often listens to Garth Brooks and wears cut-offs and cowboy boots, even to a funeral. Chews tobacco and doesn't know how to read very well.

CJ, you are a huge douchebag.

by blumpkinben January 18, 2016

Business / Banker Douchebag (BBD)

A Business / Banker Douchebag is a corporate or banker type found in poorer countries on an outsized salary typically there on a mission to generally rape and plunder the country and it's local people. Big users of drugs and prostitution.

Look at that Business / Banker Douchebag (BBD) over there with all those southeast Asian hookers... isn't 10 a bit much for one guy?

by BorisSDT August 27, 2011

Douchebagging

The act of knocking someone down, or waiting for one to fall asleep, and dipping a used douche repeatedly in their face. Closely related to Teabagging.

"Marc, man, you seriously have to stop douchebagging people. That's messed up, man."

"GOD DAMN IT! He f***ing douchebagged me again!"

by Kryzer May 7, 2007

douchbagery

the of being a dbag looking like a dbag or participaiting in douchbag activities

Despite my efforts to stop them they continued on with there douchbagery

by short angry guy December 17, 2008

douchebaguette

A term usually applied to a female individual who have a strong tendency to display outbursts of misdirected anger and frustrations. These outbursts are generally observed in a public environment where they attempt to attract attention by using any means necessary; these include, but are not limited to, selfish comments, dimwitted remarks, offensive and/or derogatory observations , and most commonly interject in conversations or situations where they have absolutely no understanding or interest in.

Y : We were just relaxing on the couch sipping on a cool beer when a random girl came in telling us that beer makes people dumb AND stupid....

S : What a douchebaguette!

by Snajj December 8, 2009

Douchebag

Kevin Federline
A.K.A. Mr. Spears! K-FED

"Why did Britany Spears marry Mr Douchebag?"

by K.M. T. May 24, 2006