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Neistats Disease

The uncontrollable urge to "DO MORE".
Man, Birdsnake has been working so hard... I think he has Neistats Disease.

The millennial population suffers from Neistats.

I'm a baller/hustler/boss I got the Neistats! I never stop, I can't stop, I won't stop!
by IamAmandaBrown April 19, 2018
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Newington Disease

Newington Disease is a common thing when boys start attending Newington College in Stanmore. It's when boys begin to become stuck up and rude to everyone around them. They feel entitled to attack minorities and just all of a sudden think they're better than you.
Hey, remember *insert name of boy from Newington*

Yeah, I do but I heard he got Newington Disease

Woah, that's worse than covid!
by PillowPetUnicorn February 20, 2022
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Dolphin disease

A disease where you grow fins out of rage and anger.
She was so flabbergasted she got dolphin disease and grew fins and started swimming with the dolphins. Then got eaten by a shark.
by Theflabbergaster February 1, 2013
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Bugeja Disease

Long pain death caused by Infection.

Easily spread threw sexual contact or blood transfusion. Starts off by low Iron in blood then constant dehydration. After a few weeks eyes begin to feel dry and then bleed. Skin constantly itchy to point you scratch off your flesh. Finger nails then fall off. You feel constant chest pains due to heart beat slowing down to 30% of normal speed. Your teeth soften and fall out in your sleep and can cause you to swallow them.

Finally your heart speeds up bursting and you will bleed out internally.

Cure- Not Yet Available
Sarah just gave me Bugeja Disease
by U.N.A.A. March 18, 2021
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Carkinson's Disease

The intense shaking qualities of a beaten-up or old car while the engine is running.
I can't read this guy's license plate because its too shaky, that thing's got Carkinson's Disease!
by Nappinappi November 18, 2010
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Tihms Disease

Having to constantly urinate every 15 minutes due to a combination of over-hydration and a small “baby-bladder”.
Can we stop at this place really quick? I have to pee….again….thanks Tihms Disease!
by Tihm Uri May 24, 2021
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Mamousa disease

A disease where you have sucked dick too much that your tounge falls off and your finger tips turn yellow and your toes turn blue and your neck turns teal.
I have Mamousa disease from sucking my brothers dick to long.
by Hungeyhank February 28, 2019
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