dumbass disease

in which a person or persons has levels of stupidity so high that it is unfathomable as to how they are that fucking stupid.

The president has dumbass disease.

by epicsamurai700 October 7, 2019

muff disease

The common "cold-like" symptoms you aquire after waking up next to a random girl & later finding out you went down on her after your black out.

This is not in fact, a cold, it is muff disease.

ex. Make sure you wash it out first or you'll get muff disease.

ex. Jared spread the muff disease to all his friends, much like the spreading of the legs of the girl the muff disease came from

by Tiku January 14, 2008

Fudgepacker's Disease

AIDS

The dad on the Brady Bunch died of Fudgepacker's Disease.

by Dick Fitzentite September 28, 2009

Colbert's Disease

A condition causing facial muscles and vocal chords to relax, making it impossible to express emotion. It was named after a Colbert; no relation to Stephen Colbert.

*In flat monotone* "Sorry, I can't speak with emotion right now, I have the Colbert's Disease."

by colbertista137 November 10, 2006

poopie doopie disease

defines any physical condition defined or otherwise including deformities,motor impairments,ugliness,retardation,being fat,mental, idiotic, overly gay,shitheaded,fucknutted too short, too tall, dildonic, smelling like pancakes,has skin flippies,overly large forehead (aka fivehead),double chinned,fat necked, having one giant ball,smells buttery,having open sores on weiner,spastic,limpy,tourettes syndrome,dog barking,dirty cooch,booger eating,cum guzzling,eats too many eggs,anal insertion,growth,squidgee butt cheeks.also covers people who have drowned to death.

Do you see the freak with poopie doopie disease

by your moms tits July 30, 2008

mad cow disease

Also known as Bovine Spongiform Encephalitis (BSE). It affects the brains of cows, and somtimes sheep too.

I wish curry would get mauled by a cow with mad cow disease

by Evil Tim September 20, 2003

Worst Disease

a claustrophobic narcoleptic nymphoniac with a tendency to necrophilia

which basically means that you shag a bunch of dead people and fall asleep straight away in a public place.

Dude... you have CNNWTN... the worst disease that's nasty!!

by The Rave June 11, 2006