derek carswell

complete nutjob! can't go a just do his job, has to annoy anyone that hasnt murdered anyone which is everyone except him.

he will kill you if you look for his deer that he keeps in his sold cars to play with when hes bored

guy"derek carswell is starting work soon"
other guy "can't wait to be murdered"

woman " is that derek carswell over there"
other woman "yeah stay away from him he wont give us money"

by Kierank97 March 7, 2024

Derek

Gay ass Xbox player with gay friends eats ass on a daily and sticks his finger in his but for a living

Hi I’m derek I eat ass

by Feted November 22, 2021

Derek Dailey

Derek Dailey is one of the hottest people you'll ever meet, he is absolutely stunning in the way he talks and walks. He doesn't like talking to most people, but if he talks to you, you are one of the luckiest people alive. Derek Dailey is a hottie with a killer body.

"Is that DEREK DAILEY walking by?"
"DEREK DAILEY is soooo hot!"

by Salamander Flop March 2, 2018

Derek

A basic rich faggot who gets allll the hoes. Best gentlemean around. Strolls around the island.

Yo look at my yeezys I’m Derek by the way.

by Ethan132 March 13, 2019

Derek

The local dipshit

This motherfucker Derek has made me close five nights in a row, what the fuck?

by Synnaro March 20, 2022

Derek

The epitome of all things metro. Even though he tries to deny it.

Derek, it's okay, we all know you're metro.

by hsnaq October 25, 2018

Derek Wiegers

Derek is three thousand pounds and plays freshman sports. He is a relief pitcher and averages 7 pitches per game because he hits every batter he pitches to. Overall, Derek Wiegers is complete BUNS at sports. He is also Italian.

You sound like "Derek Wiegers" right now you dyke.

by Pedestrian 1 May 22, 2023