Cumberland Valley High School

A place where all the girls are sluts and whores. A fight in the bathroom happen almost daily and the principals do almost nothing about it. All the low IQs in the hallway just talk about “rizzing” (the most degenerate term in existence) girls up and starting beef by fighting with others in the bathroom if you’re If you’re an Indian, then you’re different. You just work hard by studying, doing work, and joining clubs.

Scenario in Cumberland Valley High School

Guy to Girl: Hi. How was the test?

Everyone else: BRO YOU GOT SO MUCH RIZZ!!!!!!!! W RIZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Scenario 2:

Guy: Hey dude can you lend me a pencil?

Other Guy: Are you trying to be racist to me boy? Let’s fight next period in the bathroom.

by Unknown12248381727171734727272 May 20, 2023

cumberhead

A head that looks like a cucumber, or a head that is heavily elongated vertically.

"No dice cumberhead."

"You shouldn't be talking cumberhead"

by RaneMeARiver July 3, 2023

cumberogian

Noun - a person who dislikes or despises their own flesh and blood.

He was no cumberogian

by Marc2.0 July 29, 2023

cumberland school

the most shittest school in newham. bullying,fights, shit education n so much more if ur yr6 and moving skls dont fucking go here

“heyy have u heard ab cumberland school” . “yes i have and dont fucking go there i beg”

by szeatseverytime December 26, 2023

Cumberland Valley School District

A scuffed ass school that god has abandoned to the devil where black people hate other "niggers", the Asians remain by themselves, the whites are colonizing every friend group, and the Mexicans yap. Everyone hates the math teachers and half the students are brain fried more than Vietnamese children in 1969

"That nigga is more gay than the Cumberland Valley School District"

by I fucking hate the Turks June 9, 2024

Cumbergris

The scientific name for whale cum or ejaculate.

We anticipate the ocean to be at least 1% cumbergris.

by Alanyx January 27, 2025

Cumberland Cummer

A legend among the Cambridge Community, and the munting on the 6th floor of the Cumberland dorms. Cumberland residents have stated on numerous occasions that they've heard the Cumberland Cummer groaning in the hallways performing his usual actions and one has sighted his cum rag.

The Cumberland Cummer cums again.

by Haterchenners September 4, 2025