Sir Orbit Crunch

Sir Orbit Crunch - Someone positively undescribable. Start with a base of funny, add in dumb humor, next add in cute, lastly add in nice. Sir Orbit Crunch is an amazing person and you'd be lucky to have him as a friend.

Person 1: Bro Sir Orbit Crunch is so nice!
Person 2: I know! He's so funny!

by Sebsomeone. February 28, 2022

Sir Orbit Crunch

An amazing person no matter what people say. To start off making this amazing person, begun with a base of funny af, next add on sweetness and niceness, lastly add in sexy. This man is a 1 in 7.8 billion chance and if you get to meet him you are lucky. Sir Orbit will always stick by your side no matter what. He isn't the smartest of the group but definitely is always the funniest. (Please approve this. My friend (Sir Orbit) is actually a really nice guy.)

Person 1: Bro Sir Orbit Crunch is so funny!
Person 2: Not to mention he's super nice!

Sir Orbit Crunch: Just an awesome person

by Sebsomeone. February 28, 2022

Captain Crunch Glock box top coupon

Something totally crazy or absurd

Thinking the government can give us everything for free is like collecting Captain Crunch Glock box top coupons

by Keepingitreal4u May 25, 2021

Ultimate Crunch wrap supreme

When you suck the crusty cum out of the (at least) five day old condom, like a fat kid slurps on a taco bell hot sauce packet.
The longer you wait the crunchier that willy wrap will be of course.

Bro I was so down bad for her that two weeks after the hookup I grabbed the glow-in-the-dark condom from the trash and had an ultimate crunch wrap supreme.

by Stump Wizard October 30, 2024

Crunch

when you absolutely sock a nigga in his jaw

Tim: holy shit, johnny just got crunched
Jim: I aint ever seen a nigga get crunched that bad

by apricottimefrostlegend_4 December 2, 2024

RBG Crunch

A fat white trash hillbilly kid from the country who is a wannabe gangster that pretends to be black, he also has history of alcoholism and bitching out, as well as calling the police on people who mess with him.

RBG Crunch is a bitch ass nigga, imma beat his ass down.

by xxredeyexx December 31, 2024

Yo crunch

When some one is better than gurt (yo gurt) or a response to someone saying “Yo gurt”

“WE are not saying “yo gurt” in 2025 anymore WE all say yo crunch”

by notfroggers July 5, 2025