Crunch

Crack cocaine.

I'm looking for some crunch, I wanna get high!

by Baphomet March 19, 2019

Iowa Crunch Bar

A doodie filled with corn usually enjoyed as an evening treat with a side serving of Sprite.

Brad: Hey man do you want to get a candy bar
Kevin: No way man I just want an Iowa Crunch Bar

by Floofypenguin March 13, 2020

Taco Crunch

A swift hand movement to the female genetalia region, causing pain in the vagina

Dave gave a taco crunch to Nancy after she slept with his dad.

by Dave-Kort October 18, 2013

Crunch

slang for one;s head

mate, can you shut the fuck up, you’re doing my crunch in!

by anonymous January 17, 2025

Crunch

Another word for a "poo" or a "shit"

yo Andy I need a crunch

by kitstain July 9, 2023

Eiffel Crunch

It's like the Eiffel Tower but in Crunch land.

OMJJJINGGLY BERRY'S! IT'S THE EIFFEL CRUNCH! SQUEEEEK.

by CrunchayMaster123 July 19, 2023

White Crunch Bar

The nickname of a girl who puts makeup over all her acne to hide it even though we all obviously see it, and it looks worse with the caked makeup on it.

Ew shes a white crunch bar!

by Bailey22301 July 9, 2015