Moon cricket

Person with neither job, money, personal hygiene practices , nor a majority of his/her teeth. They live day to day on government money and subsidies and complain / “chirp” that they’re not getting enough.

I saw a moon cricket at the store the other day, laughing their toothless laugh, and excited that they got their food stamp money

by Lonnie Smithers June 5, 2025

Cum Cricket

A hoe who be jumping across every male in the friend group for the purposes of f*cking

That hoe was pulling a Cum Cricket on my homies

by _obsid4n_ February 16, 2024

Cricket

Brendan M.

Brendan is a cricket

by anonymous January 14, 2022

cricket fags

gay crickets

"bruh thats a cricket fags"

by gaycricket June 21, 2022

Desert Cricket

A term for loud rude gas station clerks who bitch about stupid shit. Typically wear a turban and makes good Arabic folks look bad! Similar to moon crickets but desert crickets are middle eastern not African.

Fucking desert Cricket didn't know what Copenhagen Mint was! And tried hollering at me for buying beer for my kid brother! Fuckin Desert Cricket!

by Cummins12valve97 May 9, 2016

cricket

To be so comfortable in your bed that you start to rub your legs in a fashion similar to that of a cricket.

I was so comfy last night that I began to cricket!
That couch was so comfy that I instantly started cricketing!

by chirp_577 December 3, 2017

Dust Cricket

An old southern term of endearment for white people, given to them by moon crickets.

"Look at those dust crickets on their way to Cheesecake Factory"

by Ryanverse March 26, 2024