Credit or debit?

A question asked by a friend or passerby when someone gets accidently hit between the legs with a skateboard.

Credit: Hit up the ass
Debit: Hit in the balls

When that skater got hit I asked:
"Credit or debit?"
"Credit card" he answered.

I got credit carded yesterday. Now my ass hurts
(true)

by - sk8er April 16, 2009

Credit Union

A scheme to avoid paying taxes. CU members argue that they should be tax exempt because

1. They are member-owned. (Other member-owned coops pay taxes on non-disbursed earnings)
2. They can't issue stock. (Lots of companies--many LLCs, sole proprietorships, S Corporations, etc. -- do not issue stock but still pay income taxes.
3. CUs (allegedly) provide better service (tax exemptions are not awarded to companies that provide the best service).

Credit unions were originally tax exempt because they provided financial services to underserved markets. Today, however, credit unions compete directly against banks and should therefore pay taxes.

by Jose Pendejo October 3, 2003

Credit crunch

A low-budget cereal that is so cheap it can only be sold (legally) to people who are unemployed or earning less than 10 Pence (14.3cents) per day.

'What do you have for breakfast'.
'Credit crunch'.
'That is absolutely shite'.
'The cost is cheap when you live in the gorbals'.

by Jockass March 18, 2009

Credit Leper

Someone with bad credit, who nobody will lend to. Credit lepers are highly contagious and should not be given any contracts of any sort.

Absolutely we can take your phone line off of your parent's plan. We're just going to need an $800 deposit because you're a credit leper.

by meditashi April 6, 2010

Credit card swipe

When you swipe your credit card on the back of a fat guys neck that looks like a pack of hot dogs

Oh sorry June, I thought I paid already but it turns out I just gave pitbull a credit card swipe.

by Dinky Deem and Ki August 22, 2016

Company Credit Card

When a women goes out for the night, then uses the possibility of having sex and flirting to get all her drinks and dinner bought for her, flirting with her Vagina. Another term for using your Vagina.

Girl A: wow, your bill must have been expensive last night
Girl B: No, I just used the Company Credit Card to charge it...

by thewalter December 17, 2010

cendejas

a big black juicy dick(;

i like a lot of cendejas

by huber May 7, 2015