creaming for distance

The act of ejaculating over a considerable distance.

Guy 1: Hey tony, I was creaming for distance yesterday and I got 2 feet!

Tony: You dirty son of a bitch.

by the original creamter June 28, 2006

creamed dough nuts

Creamed Dough nuts is when two men have intercourse and when one cums in the others ass but misses and gets his load all over the other mans ass and makes it look like a big wet creamy dough nut.

"who wants creamed dough nuts ?"

"cream my dough nuts"

by hussien May 30, 2008

Creanies

An obsessive disorder in which an individual compulsively reads and recites journalistic material in order to make others believe they are smarter than they are.

I'm off for supervision, better brush up on my Creanies

by Dazzler ov the North West September 25, 2010

creampie

It is used in games such as Grand theft Auto. When the word creampie is used in a vehicle of any sort, everybody must jump out as a notion of "pulling out" as the kids like to call it.

Oh no here comes a dark tunnel! Quick, creampie!

by Bardon August 4, 2021

cottage creamer

when a girls discharge is clumpy
like cottage cheese.

That girl that dates the big guy is a cottage creamer.

by BabiiBakkBiiotch March 7, 2009

The creamer

when you take your dick and shove it in a girls asshole until you cream in her anus

I performed the creamer on my girlfriend and she loved it

by fuckerfuckity March 22, 2017

Coffee creamed

A white male having sex with a black female.
Term comes from how coffee changes colors from black to a lighter shade of brown from a creamer

We've seen coal burners but never see the coffee creamed in public

by Jerryboiz December 3, 2019