He is god, and he is cow. Don't disrespect him, or the council and the milk will kill you. He stars in many bibles.
by wi3hfl November 11, 2019
Get the Bawai Cow mug.Area of wilderness in which cows have been allowed to graze and wallow, to the detriment of the environment. In everyday use, refers to an area that has been over-used, with disastrous results.
by twistiedoodle November 23, 2010
Get the Cowed-out mug.The God of our world. He created the universe and everything in it. The finest representation of our god is by a follower named William Henry Davis who created a painting featuring long cow's form after he attained moksha. He has preached everywhere in the world because his godly power allows him to. The four gods under him, namely Shrek, Mr. Muffin, Sans and Polish toilet are the ones who brought on the truth to us humans. Long Cow is often confused with Polish Cow who is in reality, an alternate form of Long Cow. Recently, Long Cow has disappeared and was not known to most of mankind after he found out about Dream's music video called "Mask".
by Euro-kun July 28, 2021
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by Cow-Polisher January 13, 2014
Get the Polishing the cow mug.1. anyone grazing around the crowd on a dance floor.
2. anyone who is considerably "too fat" to even be on a dance floor.
2. anyone who is considerably "too fat" to even be on a dance floor.
1. "I bumped into a wood cow last night while I was performing some of my awesome moves."
2. "Someone get a cattle prod and move that wood cow off the floor before it cracks."
2. "Someone get a cattle prod and move that wood cow off the floor before it cracks."
by Anthony Melvin September 15, 2009
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