Polishing the cow

To rub one out in a field.

Is that bloke over there polishing the cow? The dirty bugger!

by Cow-Polisher January 13, 2014

Bone Cow

Not much is known about him. A mysterious figure in the Black Billabong lore. Used as an insult, but to some it could be a compliment.

“Kevin, you’re such a Bone Cow!”

by anyolsink February 28, 2019

Cows Minge

Cows Minge is a serious disease that humans can get from poor hygiene.

A disease in humans where the vagina turns inside out and can bleed quite often. Cows Minge should be treated immediately.

by Carrie66 June 26, 2018

cow-spanker

A dairy farmer or stockman. (New Zealand origin)

The man whom spends time with cows on their last night on the farm before being sent to a slaughterhouse. (American Origin)

"Forget going to this place called Walmart...I'll hit up the cow-spanker down the street for milk". (NZ)

Guy One: "Damn...that sucks for John."
Guy Two: "Why...because he has to stay late?"
Guy One: "No...he's the cow-spanker this week..."
Guy Two: "He is either going to love or hate that steak dinner tomorrow!" (American)

by Djgamer101 April 25, 2011

cow energy

adj. being a bad bitch but also a softie at the same time

“ damn shawty got that Cow Energy”

by ps3ud0nym0us August 20, 2020

cow tiddy

The underbelly of a female cow that shoots out milk like little guns.

Syn. Utter (sg.)

"I collected milk from that cow tiddy."

by Cow_esperts May 3, 2016

Cow jumper

Someone who likes to throw bricks at cows on Sunday after church, under a bridge with your dad

Billy are you a cow jumper? Billy: yes *grabs bricks*

by McHoser April 5, 2019