covid the cracker

A covidiot circle jerk where participants try to land their ambiguously negative bodily fluids onto a cracker in the middle of the circle. The last guy to land eats the cracker. Covid-19 inspired variant of soak the cracker.
Covid Joe joined his bros down at the lake for a game of covid the cracker.
by bilemonger May 29, 2020
mugGet the covid the crackermug.

Covid Buddy

Covid buddy is someone who handles all your needs during the Corona Pandemic. Physical, mental, emotional.
I met this guy and I chose him to be my covid buddy so I didn’t have to find a boyfriend
by Julio Hones February 8, 2021
mugGet the Covid Buddymug.

Covid shuffle

While too sick from covid-19 to move, but still horny. Two partners spoon and barely move while having sex.
Jimmy was so tired but still horny. He got Ginger to back her bus up while they got it on doing the Covid shuffle.
by Chriscape April 16, 2020
mugGet the Covid shufflemug.

Covidally Correct

Adj; marked by or adhering to scientific & medical recommendations pertaining to decreasing the spread of the Covid 19 pandemic.
Most of the attendees at the Trump rally & RNC weren't Covidally Correct with the lack of face masks & close seating
by A1one August 27, 2020
mugGet the Covidally Correctmug.

covid concert

n. Musical event in which a band performs from so far away that they cannot be heard adequately by a crowd so safely distanced as to loose the whole effect of a concert. Also used more broadly to describe any pointless activity.

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Going to the orgy tonight?

No. I looked at the rules and it sounds like a covid concert.
by gnostic3 May 25, 2020
mugGet the covid concertmug.

Covid Mubarak

Celebrating Eid in the Covid-19 environment.
1. Covid Mubarak, everyone! May this Eid brings happiness and health, as it precious. Don't forget to sanitize your hands after shaking hands and hugging.
2. Ramlan is being warded and quarantine at the hospital because of Covid-19. Covid Mubarak to him.
by hairrizmc May 21, 2020
mugGet the Covid Mubarakmug.

Covid-19

Jim: Dude my grandmother got Covid-19 and died!
Jeff: Well, it os the boomer remover.
by sjyhgfgdrgtuykhngff March 20, 2020
mugGet the Covid-19mug.

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