When a large arachnid is allowed to explore the vaginal cavity of a woman and is given enough time to create a web. The man will then remove the arachnid, and penetrate the woman, allowing his throbbing cock to become coated in copious amounts of web - therefore resembling a cotton candy stick.
Woman: “I wanna do something new and exciting, let’s look in the Karma Sutra.”
Man: “Nah mate, we’ll just look on the dark side of the urban dictionary.... Oh, here’s one. Cotton Candy Cock.”
Woman: “Nice... what do we do?”
Man: “Well we need one massive fuck off spider. Let’s head to your Mum’s and look through her hair right quick.”
Man: “Nah mate, we’ll just look on the dark side of the urban dictionary.... Oh, here’s one. Cotton Candy Cock.”
Woman: “Nice... what do we do?”
Man: “Well we need one massive fuck off spider. Let’s head to your Mum’s and look through her hair right quick.”
by Labelmaker May 22, 2018
Get the Cotton Candy Cockmug. Noun, a natural phenomenon that occurs when air is hot and humid. At this time air smells and tastes sweet however, too much can make you feel tired and sweaty.
Person 1: Wow, the air tastes and smells so sweet!
Person 2: You must be talking about the Cotton-Candy-Air.
Person 1: So that's what that's called!
Person 2: You must be talking about the Cotton-Candy-Air.
Person 1: So that's what that's called!
by Shaving Cream Is Delishos July 1, 2017
Get the Cotton-Candy-Airmug. "How did you get on with that new fit bird the other night, did you shag her?"
"Nah, I only got a bit of tit as she was riding the cotton wool donkey."
"Nah, I only got a bit of tit as she was riding the cotton wool donkey."
by gamerouche May 8, 2014
Get the Riding the Cotton wool donkeymug. by black nigger balls October 29, 2021
Get the nigger nigger cotton pickermug. by Zeke March 10, 2004
Get the Cotton Candy Pimpmug. by Johnny Depp December 6, 2003
Get the cotton-headed-ninny-mugginmug. A racist slur for a thief that's directed towards a black individual or meant to insult someone as such.
by Mark Alfano July 3, 2015
Get the cotton picking handsmug.