Crack Whore

1.Someone who exchanges sexual favours
for crack/cocaine, heroin, meth, and certain prescribtion drugs.
2.someone who smokes crack and is whore, and pays for Crack through Prostitution.

"Kyle's Mom is a Crack Whore"

by Jerad October 29, 2003

cooked crack

the very tasty baked apple pies from mcdonalds

hey man, lets roll to mickey d's and buy some cooked crack.

by kimbo_slice July 6, 2007

crack sack

When you stretch out your nut sack and pay a hooker to do a line of cocaine off of your stretched out sack.

Billy: Hey Dad! Guess what I got with my 15 dollars of allowance?!

Dad: What did ya get, sport?!

Billy: I got a black hooker to give me the crack sack down on 5th and Main in her '94 civic!

Dad: Last time I did that, the hooker got half way through the line and tweaked out and bit into my sack and I got half a line of coke directly to my balls! God I love your mother...

by Stretch Nuts March 30, 2008

crack

1. Smokeable cocain
2. A program to unlock trial versions of programs
3. "butt cleavage"

1. Avoid crack addicts
2. I downloaded a crack today. No way was I paying 200 bucks for that program!
3. When the plumber bends down you can see his crack.

by Raych December 27, 2004

crackalackin

to get started, or start

Lets get this thang crackalackin.

by kishpeach May 5, 2009

Crack a C

When one cracks a C, they are opening a Coke or Pepsi. The C can stand for either coke or can.

Joey: I'm tired, better crack a c.
Will: You crazy bitch? It's 4:30 A.M.!
Kyle: OMG, kid just cracked a C

by Joey Temprile March 30, 2006

Crack

Basically, crack is silly, intentionally non-serious, and has a high tendency to be extremely crazy and unfounded, such as purposeful OOC-ness or playing on cliches, inside jokes, and/or fanon.

The term crack probably stems from crack as in crack cocaine, as opposed to a crack in a wall. As in, so horrendously unfounded/silly that only one could have come up with it while under the influence of crack.

Ed/Roze and Kagome/Kohaku are my secret crack pairings in the Fullmetal Alchemist and Inuyasha fandom.

Kagome/Sake, Inuyasha/Tessaiga, Inuyasha/Kagome's Seiraa Fuku, Shinidamachuu/Kikyou, Naraku/Kikyou's Ashes, and Jakotsu/Hairpin are also crack pairings - these are all from Inuyasha as well.

by Numisma September 5, 2005