by Hortler_the_great October 11, 2017
Get the paul blart mall cop mug.An uneducated, poorly trained policeman who is stationed at a middle or high school. These cops are often seen roaming around the hallways listening in on students conversation like that weird kid who wanders around you and your freinds until somebody sais something to them. When not roaming, they will most often be found in the office somewhere giving some lame threat to a kid who brought matches or a toy knife to school. Your principle, most likely, will often bring them up to try to scare large groups of kids. I think it is fair to say that these failures would only be useful in a school shooting.
Principle: And I swear to God, if we find any drugs, alcohol, lighters, or laser pointers in your backpacks. We will refer you to Officer _ _ _ _ _.
Me: I'm not scared a loser school cop
School cop: Oink Oink, don't smoke marihuana kids.
Me: I'm not scared a loser school cop
School cop: Oink Oink, don't smoke marihuana kids.
by NathanTheDankMan April 20, 2010
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Oh shit Nigga you see the new Content Cop? Ricegum's losing subs like crazy.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger stars as detective John Kimble, a man who has been chasing a drug dealer named Cullen Crisp. When he finally tracks Crisp down, he learns that the only way he can put Crisp away is by having his ex-wife testify against him. Kimble finds out the name of the school Crisp's son attends. He is then assigned a new partner, Phoebe O'Hara, who is going to go undercover as a kindergarten teacher, and the two travel to Astoria, Oregon. Unfortunately for Kimble, O'Hara becomes ill, and the only person who can take her place is him.
Arnold Schwarzenegger stars as detective John Kimble, a man who has been chasing a drug dealer named Cullen Crisp. When he finally tracks Crisp down, he learns that the only way he can put Crisp away is by having his ex-wife testify against him. Kimble finds out the name of the school Crisp's son attends. He is then assigned a new partner, Phoebe O'Hara, who is going to go undercover as a kindergarten teacher, and the two travel to Astoria, Oregon. Unfortunately for Kimble, O'Hara becomes ill, and the only person who can take her place is him.
Awesome "Kindergarten Cop" quotes:
"WELL I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU, YOU ARE MINE NOW, YOU BELONG TO ME!"
"I'm Detective John Kimble. I'm a cop, you idiot!"
"IT'S NOT A TOOMAH!"
"Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina."
"My dad is a gynecologist. He looks at vaginas all day."
"Who is your daddy, and what does he do?"
"Stop whining! You kids are soft. You lack discipline."
Ah-nuld (to little kid): Are these all your lunches?
(Boy shakes his head no)
Ah-nuld: You mean you eat other people's lunches?
(Boy nods his head yes)
Ah-nuld (yells): STOP IT!
"WELL I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU, YOU ARE MINE NOW, YOU BELONG TO ME!"
"I'm Detective John Kimble. I'm a cop, you idiot!"
"IT'S NOT A TOOMAH!"
"Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina."
"My dad is a gynecologist. He looks at vaginas all day."
"Who is your daddy, and what does he do?"
"Stop whining! You kids are soft. You lack discipline."
Ah-nuld (to little kid): Are these all your lunches?
(Boy shakes his head no)
Ah-nuld: You mean you eat other people's lunches?
(Boy nods his head yes)
Ah-nuld (yells): STOP IT!
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"Dude, I just got all David Cop-a-feel and pulled the ol' reach around on homegirl while everyone was dancing at the party last night."
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