compensaytion

Assorted bu**s**t "lip-service" --- i.e., empty promises or canned statements of regret dat da guilty parties verbally give you --- dat are designed to supposedly make you feel better about a loss/offense, but in reality do absolutely nothing to actually "make you whole again" financially or materially.

"Never a borrower or a lender be" is wise advice, and lessens da chance dat you'll be subjected to any compensaytion debacles!

by QuacksO November 3, 2024

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commietose

What Senator McCarthy would likely have made all of Congress --- himself included, perhaps --- if Maine's most famous woman hadn't been da sole congressperson to stand up to him and say he was mistaken.

True story: go to da Maine State House in Augusta and see a huge lovely framed portrait of da historic lady-senator --- da first woman to serve in both houses, in fact --- who single-handedly kept da entire Congress from going commietose.

by QuacksO March 15, 2025

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Compie • Commie • codpiece • compersion • competitive • comphet • Commiefornia • Compensating • comper • commie bastard

Compelting

The requirement to no longer pay off a debt

I had resigned from my job and due to the company policy’s spelling mistake, I was in a compelting position

by The Jomies February 4, 2026

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compemo

Okay so let me explain, it's not a big deal. Compemo is what you get when you enjoy living in the emotionless world but sometimes need to balance your life out with more feelings, as a temporary thing. Or simply going through a neurotypical phase before you revert back into lifelessness.

"G-guys, I don't think I'm a psychopath anymore. What's happening to me?"

"Sounds like a case of having compemo (compulsory emotion)"

"Get the fuck away from me and get an education"

"Nah jk, you should just get off reddit"

"You don't know me like that"

by 096_blair01 February 23, 2026

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