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Newington College

Hectic school with great footy most teachers are fags

All the white kids think they r rich and think there fuckin hectic cunts. Half the kids gonna backstab u so don’t waste your time

If a white kid from this school says they will bash u don’t worry they r pussies and won’t do shit. If wogs or tongans says ur gonna get bashed ur fucked cunt

Footys a g up but half the coaches got no idea how to coach

Newington boys pull chicks

The boys are fucking legends yeww
Gazza: What school is that hectic cunt from

Davo: Yeah looks like Newington College

Sharlisha: Id make babies with him
by flubadbubbawoba August 22, 2019
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Hope College

Small Christian college in Holland MI where students go to chapel hungover by day, and go to sketchy basement parties by night.
Did you hear about Hope College? All they do is drink in sketchy basements. They are some crazy Christians.
by ataka April 8, 2010
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Wellesley College

The best women's liberal arts college in the country, and 4th best liberal arts college in the country (US News 2005).

Alums include: Madeleine Albright, Nora Ephron, Jean Kilbourne, Hillary Rodham, Molly Campbell, Diana Chapman Walsh, Diane Sawyer.
My boss is a Wellesley College alumna.
by C May 13, 2005
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College Girl Syndrome

College Girl Syndrome is the event in which your significant other through high school eventually goes to college and becomes a whore. This usually encompasses most women due to the low morals of todays society. In most cases it begins when you and the love of your life go to different schools, and then you find out she's being gang banged by the local rugby team or some shit. I feel as though the sudden influx of dick as the leading cause. It has had a proven success rate of around 85% thus far.
John decided to go to Michigan. Mary decided to go to Michigan state. One night at a party, Mary got college girl syndrome and worried about not getting enough penis. She eventually broke up with john to become common street trash
by T-bagnus April 4, 2009
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your mom goes to college

Originating from the lackadaisy slam, "Your mom." Made crazily popular by Kip in Napoleon Dynamite (2004.)

This term is used basically whenever it is wanted, even if it is completely random or irrevelant to the subject at hand.

That's okay. At least my mom doesnt go to college. She's a housewife.
Ann- Shut up Bob! You suck!
Bob- Your mom goes to college!
Ann- That is so last year.
Bob- Your MOM is so last year. HAHAHAHAHA!
Ann- *sighs and walks off*
by emmelie April 14, 2006
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College Files

College Files is the code word for porn, to be used when speaking to a friend about porn, but someone else is in the room and you don't wish for them to know what you are talking about.
Hey Steven, I just got some new College Files!
by Lee_B_UK May 22, 2007
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college grove

hodunk little town near Franklin, Tennessee, where nobody lives, and cow-tipping is the norm.

the other day a friend of mine was talking to a girl who lived there, who said that they all loved to make moonshine and go out and chop snake's heads off for fun.

now thats really depressing. there are literally three buildings in the downtown area and probably a population of five.

so pretty much don't ever go there. ever.
cow-tipping
moonshine-making
shotgun shells in the back of people's cars
nothingness
headless snakes
college grove
by theres nothing here January 6, 2009
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