by Kenzoz October 19, 2020

The time of the day when a man wants his cock sucked. It's easy to indicate their desire by even sending an invitation.
Hey Jane, stop by at 8pm tonight, it's cocktail hour.
Or
My favorite time of the night is when I sit on the sofa with my honey and watch TV. I know it's cocktail hour.
Or
My favorite time of the night is when I sit on the sofa with my honey and watch TV. I know it's cocktail hour.
by Sandria Mueve Lo March 10, 2024

The Chubby-bunny challenge but you replace the marshmallows with bollocks that have been marinaded in a Bloody Mary.
Becky: I dare you to do the Couscous Cocktail challenge!
Josh: Bro no
Becky: okay I'll do it, gimme your bollocks nasty man.
Josh: Bro no
Becky: okay I'll do it, gimme your bollocks nasty man.
by deatrociouswh0re October 16, 2023

A cocktail influencer on social media who passes off other people’s recipes as their own and thinks they have cringey amounts of sex appeal when in fact they come across as a douche.
by @Coventrycocktails June 6, 2024

My friend needed to pee on a road trip, and the driver refused to pull over, so he grabbed an empty Gatorade bottle, went to the back of the car and made a peelotov cocktail.
by PompousBastard July 9, 2017

cocktail sausage syndrome (CSS) is the shrinkage of the penis after cocaine consumption , resulting in a cocktail sausage sized, shriveled Willy.
CSS is caused by a process called "vascoconstriction" . This narrows blood vessels in such places as the penis and other areas. The ability to urinate cannot be affected or caused by CSS but rather, the vasopressin hormone released from the cocaine . This affects the kidneys water retention rate.
CSS is caused by a process called "vascoconstriction" . This narrows blood vessels in such places as the penis and other areas. The ability to urinate cannot be affected or caused by CSS but rather, the vasopressin hormone released from the cocaine . This affects the kidneys water retention rate.
by Preacher59 December 15, 2018

When you drink a packet of mayonnaise and it reaches to your rectum just as you’re getting an anal creampie.
by MayoBartender November 24, 2021
