It is a British term. It can be used as a player but is Normally used as a name for a man trying or making the first move such as, holding hands, a hug, or, a kiss
by Jenna Axe November 2, 2016

He is god, and he is cow. Don't disrespect him, or the council and the milk will kill you. He stars in many bibles.
by wi3hfl November 11, 2019

a bootiful being
by TuanologyX February 1, 2019

A dairy farmer or stockman. (New Zealand origin)
The man whom spends time with cows on their last night on the farm before being sent to a slaughterhouse. (American Origin)
The man whom spends time with cows on their last night on the farm before being sent to a slaughterhouse. (American Origin)
"Forget going to this place called Walmart...I'll hit up the cow-spanker down the street for milk". (NZ)
Guy One: "Damn...that sucks for John."
Guy Two: "Why...because he has to stay late?"
Guy One: "No...he's the cow-spanker this week..."
Guy Two: "He is either going to love or hate that steak dinner tomorrow!" (American)
Guy One: "Damn...that sucks for John."
Guy Two: "Why...because he has to stay late?"
Guy One: "No...he's the cow-spanker this week..."
Guy Two: "He is either going to love or hate that steak dinner tomorrow!" (American)
by Djgamer101 April 25, 2011

by B. Wow, B. Wowed May 13, 2011

by ~bLUEbeRRy~ September 15, 2019

1. anyone grazing around the crowd on a dance floor.
2. anyone who is considerably "too fat" to even be on a dance floor.
2. anyone who is considerably "too fat" to even be on a dance floor.
1. "I bumped into a wood cow last night while I was performing some of my awesome moves."
2. "Someone get a cattle prod and move that wood cow off the floor before it cracks."
2. "Someone get a cattle prod and move that wood cow off the floor before it cracks."
by Anthony Melvin September 15, 2009
