A Cleveland Brown is a name given to a particular type of woman who like the team has a "great uniform but bad helmet", meaning her body is fantastic but she has a face made for radio.
Todd: Man am I having a bro-lemma. This bartender at The Fainting Goat pub is the ultimate Cleveland brown. Amazing legs, rich family, great turd cutter, but when she turns around. Bam ! That face just kills me with her summer teeth and mono-brow. And trouble is she keeps on asking me to take her home. I don't know what to do.
Thomas: Just imagine how horny she is cause no one is taking her up on it. I would do it just for that.
Todd: Yeah, you may be right.
Thomas: Just imagine how horny she is cause no one is taking her up on it. I would do it just for that.
Todd: Yeah, you may be right.
by Paastastic7 June 28, 2013
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You think it's cool to talk about genitalia all day with minors in the room? What a Cleveland Pancake!
by Flyyguyy December 16, 2013
Get the cleveland pancake mug.It's when you shit on your woman's stomach and smack it with a racket. After affect is the the poo looking like a waffle after being smacked
by BadManGabe September 14, 2019
Get the Cleveland Waffle mug.When a person is shitting into their partners mouth but the shit goes in and out much like that of a prairie dog.
That ugly ass ho Cora wanted me to give her a cleveland steamroller but I gave her a cleveland prairie dog instead.
by Michael Vick. August 31, 2007
Get the cleveland prairie dog mug.An insignificant team from the insignificant town of Cleveland, Ohio whose only tradition is losing. The fans think they are rivals with the Bengals and the Steelers. But their team is so god-awful that nobody even cares about them. Cincy is concerned with Pittsburgh, and Pittsburgh is concerned with Baltimore. What's a rivalry when you know who's going to lose? HINT: Cleveland
Browns Fan: "I love my Cleveland Browns, and I can't wait for the Steeler's game. I hate them!!!"
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Steelers Fan: "Haha, that's cute. When do we play the Ravens?"
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Browns Fan: "I hate the Bungles, lets go Browns."
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BengalsFan: "Fuck Shittsburgh!! Wait did you say something?"
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Steelers Fan: "Haha, that's cute. When do we play the Ravens?"
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Browns Fan: "I hate the Bungles, lets go Browns."
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BengalsFan: "Fuck Shittsburgh!! Wait did you say something?"
by browns who? September 28, 2013
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Get the Cleveland hot waffle mug.Get a coconut and have the girl break it open for you. Have the girl jerk your dick off with one hand, while one finger on the other hand is just chilling in your asshole. You then jizz into the coconut water (Keep in mind she is fingering your asshole the whole time). After jizzing into the coconut water, she puts the finger that was in your asshole in the coconut, mixes the coconut water and jizz with her shitty finger, and then drinks the coconut water.
Noah, how is your new girlfriend?
She is really good. She gave me a Cleveland Coconut behind the Arby's.
Man, that's super sweet!
She also let me Butter Munch her!
No way! Is that it?
Afterwards, she watched me and Matt rejerkulate behind the Arby's
She is really good. She gave me a Cleveland Coconut behind the Arby's.
Man, that's super sweet!
She also let me Butter Munch her!
No way! Is that it?
Afterwards, she watched me and Matt rejerkulate behind the Arby's
by All Hail King Mathyall December 29, 2013
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