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Clark Middle School

A school in St. John, that has a discuss record of 120.5 feet set by 8th Grader Samuel "snapper fly". This record is expected to stand for 800 years.
Young child on Clark Middle School track team: Hey, are you Sam ?

Sam : Why, yes little fella what can I do for ya?

Young child on CMS track team: Did you really beat the old discuss record by 12 feet in only your first year of track?

Sam : yes, that was me

*Sam then gives small child a pat on the back and a quick ruffle of his hair before he takes off to do other great things.
by Hillbillybuck June 22, 2017
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The Clark Effect

When playing on Clark's account for the first time, you will always lose your first few games, no matter how well you perform.
Dang, even though Clark's account is 1600sr and I'm 3500sr, I still played like trash and lost my first 3 games. It must be the Clark Effect.
by BennyBunnyBoo July 11, 2019
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Jack Clark

Dirty dirty man who touches his sister in her sleep. Not to be trusted around schools.
Jack Clark is a dirty dirty rotten man.
by Spicyboy2319 September 2, 2021
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Christian Clark

by Father Verge November 1, 2020
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Warren Clarke

A name to describe someone who is lonely, has about 1 friend and cannot round 3285723760 to its nearest 10 (even though it already is)
by iwishiwascooler February 11, 2023
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Will Clark

A very romantic guy, but push his buttons and you will get yourself in some knockout trouble
I remember Will Clark. He was just to kind
by Happy Christian April 11, 2023
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thea clarke

Thea Clarke - Pronounced (Tee. Ahh. K. L. A. R. KE.)

Thea Clarke is a fucking party animal! If you have a friend called Thea Clarke you need to take her to the parties! Bring 5 bottles of passion pop and shes gone!

She lights up the party and after a few hours shes bouncing off the walls!

bloody lightweight!

Thea Clarke may also be known as someone who has an issue with their bottom! Meaning that they cannot stop farting! I swear watch out for them Thea Clarkes!

"Watch out for Thea Clarke!"

"Yeah! I've heard she's a smelly one!"

HAHHAHAHHAHAH
"Watch out for Thea Clarke!"

"Yeah! I've heard she's a smelly one!"
by HELO November 17, 2014
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