Chili

the best there ever was & ever will be. "sexy" "cool" person.
great acting skills & has the best friends. super hott and smooth ;) usually surrounded by girls named Janelle, Abby, & Cynthia

"i wanna be as hot a Chili"

"chili makes everything better"

"when i grow uo im going to be Chili!"

by chelin June 19, 2008

Chili Dog

Chili dog is when you deficate on a woman's chest then stick your penis between her breasts and proceed to fuck her.

I gave my g/f a chili dog last night and woke up this morning missing a kidney.

by Ant Laws November 17, 2006

Cincinnati Chili Dog

When a man shits on a girls chest, then titty fucks her. Generally used in southwest Ohio.

Jon gave Sarah a cincinnati chili dog.

by dvda February 1, 2009

chili cook off

A sexual maneuver in which three males each take a shit, and give them to a single female as a gift. She then tastes all three of the specimens. The person's shit she likes best she has sex with, next best she gives a blow job too, and the unlucky loser has to finish the rest of the shit.

Man, Eric sure got the wrong end of the chili cook off last night.

by Arnold Palmer Half and Half March 30, 2009

Tex's Chili Dogs

Tex's Chili Dogs is a popular term in Central Wisconsin. Involves placing penis in hot dog bun, having someone defacate on it, and placing it a mouth.

I got myself a Tex's Chili Dogs, now my breath smells like shit.

by Paul Evans August 28, 2008

Red Hot Chili Peppers

A very great band, who have had some member changes but all have been amazing musicians. The mixed funk with punk, and threw a little bit of rap in too. They've had many hit songs, and several successful albums.

Red Hot Chili Peppers were around before Faith No More, dumbass.

by Rachel April 24, 2005

chili bowl

To shit in a girl's mouth and proceed to mouth fuck her.

I met this freak and she wanted me to give her a chili bowl.

by a do November 4, 2007