The weirdest person you will ever meet. If you meet a Chris I recommend leaving him because he will snitch on you, cause drama for no reason at all, and will just be a total dick.
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Get the Chris mug.Chris is quite a wierdo, he sometimes stutters, especially if hes in 'like with you'. Chris is very energetic, and loves the ny giants. He plays football, and loves sports. Over all an amazing person. He's actually one of the guys that made up the boogie. Great dancer (well, he thinks so.) Handsome, charming, he DOES NOT have metal steel abs, although he thinks he does. Chris could sometimes be very prideful, but is actually a big baby irl, but he is the most awesome person you will ever meet. He's a great m8, and a great friend. Ps-( gets hyper pretty quick)
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by HetaliaHacker17025 May 22, 2016
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