Cheetos

A cheese-coated fried cornmeal snack that, when coupled with Mountain Dew, forms the bulk of the standard neckbeard diet. Also popular among those afflicted with the munchies.

Paul's keyboard and mouse have been permanently stained an unnatural shade of orange via years of being handled by hands coated in Cheetos residue and, on occasion, jizz mixed with said Cheetos residue.

by Honky Reducer August 1, 2010

Cheesology

The study of cheese. More biological the cheesography. Cheesography is more the mathmatical study of cheese.

What do you study in university?

Cheeseology

by Hugo January 24, 2004

Cheekosis

A temporary break from sanity where the person feels the urge to pinch cheeks with reckless abandonment.

Grandma suffered another bout of cheekosis when meeting her grandson, Justin

by wheels malloy November 25, 2016

Cheetoh

Slang for someone who's gotten an obvious spray on tan.

Dude #1: Yo, you seen Samantha?
Dude #2: She's become a f**king cheetoh.

by _allismine_ April 28, 2006

Cheetle

The crumbs, dust, or other remnants of Cheetos, or a similar cheese flavored snack, such as Doritos.

I could tell Jon has been eating my Cheetos again, because there are cheetles on his hand.

by Joey Firehawk January 9, 2008

cheetos

Tasty looking things, without a proper definite size, usually they can range from narrow and long, to miniscule and round. This gives me the impression that Cheetos are just made from the dough-runoffs of other snack food brands, so the makers can just make some extra money.

Manager: The immigrant workers have been complaining about constantly scooping off the excess dough from the cutouts of our Doritos brand.

CEO: Lets save both them, and me, some time, and money, by allowing the scraps to drop into a deep fryer ingeniously positioned beneath the conveyor belts meant for our less popular lines of snack foods.

Manager: Capital idea! We should call them Cheetos!

CEO: Now go fire all the workers and manual dough handlers!

by C Tan April 14, 2006

Cheetah Chaser

An African American

Looks like another cheetah chaser has robbed the liquor store.

by Cookie 32 October 9, 2008