hazleton with cheese

A form of mutal masturbation, in which a yeast infected woman hangs by her feet, while a man mastubates her. He catches soft yeast falling from her vagina on his penis, and she uses it as lubricant, to masturbate his penis.

pervert: I love your fishy stank all over my cock.

bitch: Hope you enjoy it, I didn't clean my snatch for several weeks.

pervert: The hazleton with cheese is the bomb.

by Hazletard-in-Chief December 11, 2010

Crap and Cheese

what you start calling mac and cheese after you've tasted baked macaroni and cheese (so much better).

you gotta try my mom's mac and cheese!
ummm gross more like crap and cheese.

by BeatleOJ July 9, 2011

California Cream Cheese

Cocaine

Mikey: Hey Matt wheres that cocaine
Matt: Oh that California Cream Cheese??
Mikey and Matt: YEAH DAWG!!!!

by Chief LongDong November 25, 2011

stringing the cheese

A euphemism for masturbation.

'Why weren't you at school today?'
'I was just at home, stringing the cheese.'

by nnnaot May 14, 2014

ebola with cheese

When you watch Perfect cell vs Ugandan Knuckles by DevilArtemis. We have discovered that they really like cheese

What do you eat?

Ebola with cheese

by Ebolian queen August 29, 2018

Shoot the cheese

Head out

Ight bruh, I'm finna shoot the cheese. See ya tomorrow.

by Cuckoomedal October 11, 2019

Goran Dragić Shot clock cheese

When Goran Dragić makes a contested 3 when the shot clock is about to expire.

God Dammit another Goran Dragić Shot clock cheese moment.

by BruhBruhBruh69240 September 27, 2020